1.
People on the phone always assume you're a guy.
2.
You ruin every rendition of "Happy Birthday."
3.
People don't trust your enthusiasm because they can't hear it in your voice.
4.
Your laugh terrifies people.
5.
You'll never get the female lead in the school musical.
6.
No one can hear you in a crowded room.
7.
When you lose your voice you don't get that sexy raspy voice.
8.
Reading out loud just feels ridiculous.
9.
When you're singing in the car with your friends you have to go an octave lower than everyone else.
10.
People are all like "turn the bass down!" and you're like "that's no bass, I'm just humming."
11.
Then everyone's like "Oh, is it storming? I didn't see any rain or lightning."
12.
You continually have to turn down requests for you to bust through a wall and yell "OH YEAH."
13.
People think you're just so badass they're afraid to approach you.
