1.
Sit on a sheet of paper as if it were a throne.
2.
Place one gentle, delicate paw on you.
3.
That thing with their tongue.
4.
See supernatural things that are invisible to humans.
5.
Turn to a liquid state in the heat.
6.
Are particularly interested in you taking a shower.
7.
Ask for pets but not actually want them.
8.
Actually want pets but then change their mind halfway through.
9.
Mew for food and then change their mind.
10.
Mew for more food when they already have plenty.
11.
Race around the house in the middle of the night.
12.
Just straight up close their eyes.
13.
Fall asleep on top of you.
14.
That adorable flip thing.
15.
Stare unblinkingly into the distance.
16.
Are talkative for no discernible reason.
17.
Have an inexplicable interest in human feet.
18.
Use an empty box as their personal playground.
19.
Barf for no apparent reason.
21.
Ignore you until the second you move on.
22.
Find the most inopportune times to be a lap cat.
23.
Jump to attention anytime they sense the presence of food.
24.
Touch everything they can get their butt on.
25.
Keep you from doing the things you didn't want to do anyway.
27.
Know exactly when you need a good snuggle.
