1.
Way too heavy to carry into a new relationship.
2.
For my ugly family vacation.
3.
Departure: My ex's apartment. Arrival: My mom's couch.
4.
I can't remember the name of the city I bought this in, but I had a great time.
5.
If this breaks, I can just get another one. No big deal!
6.
The one that's all by itself at baggage claim? Yeah, that's mine.
7.
I've been carrying this around since high school.
8.
I was robbed of everything but this.
9.
Oh, this old thing? I think this was a gift.
10.
Don't even try to unlock it. It's impenetrable.
