1. You were the cool kid who sported a satchel instead of a backpack.
2. You know the correct way to spell "Jehovah" in the Latin alphabet.
3. You know a few stanzas of H.M.S. Pinafore.
4. You know at least one line of Charlemagne.
5. You know the words to "Anything Goes" in Chinese.
6. You knew the word "penitent" before any of your classmates did.
7. You've never fully been able to trust dates.
8. Or any dish with the word "surprise" in the name.
9. You wrapped rubber bands around your notebooks before moleskins were cool.
10. When you travel, you are intensely paranoid about not having your ticket on you.
11. And whenever you feel unsafe you stay close to a large group of children.
12. You have strong opinions about snakes.
13. And a fear of coat hangers.
14. Lazy Susans are much more dramatic for you than they are for most people.
15. Venice is definitely on your list of places you want to visit.
16. As well as Petra in Jordan.
17. You are wise in matters of the heart.
18. You know how to find a quick solution to a complex problem.
19. And if you're in trouble, you know if you sit down and relax, the solution will present itself.
20. You know that in the end you'll have to let go of some of the most valuable things in life.
21. And you believe X really does mark the spot.
