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Some people think it's endearing to casually call you a condiment.
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Or refer to you as a child.
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Or maybe even younger than a child.
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There are some names only your parents should be allowed to use.
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And some pet names are just creepy.
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Don't let people misjudge your size.
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Or mistake you for some kind of food item.
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Or assume you're a damsel in distress.
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Let people know you aren't some kind of ring to throw in the fires of Mordor.
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Don't be afraid to let them know what you REALLY are!
