21 Videos Of Eggs That Are Actually Porn

And are somehow completely safe for work.

1. Breaking open an over-easy egg is more sexual than sex.

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2. Do you even understand how subtle and satisfying a soft yolk is?

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3. Just witness the way this egg spreads itself open to coat the lobster beneath it.

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4. Watch in slow motion as this egg leaks its warm yellow juices.

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5. Try to contain yourself as this slice of baguette penetrates a cradled soft-baked egg in a jar.

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6. There truly isn't anything that can't be improved with the touch of an egg yolk.

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7. Kimchi fried rice is begging for it.

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8. Gravy and fries has never been more ready.

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9. Szechuan noodles are ripe for it.

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10. Even vegetables can't deny the allure of a sensual, soft egg.

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11. The explosion of pleasure is enough to make you want to drop your knife in defeat.

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12. Even the breaking of this fried egg over a salad will be enough to break you.

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13. And the way the yolk coats your finger as you pierce it will make you blush.

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14. Tremble as it soaks the bread and mixes with the crumbles of cheese.

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15. Catch your breath as it glides across meat.

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16. Witness the glory of a single drop of yellow jump into being.

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17. Sigh as this fried egg leaks over a piece of toast.

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18. Shiver as it oozes over oxtail fried rice.

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19. Surrender as the thick cream coats your brunch.

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20. Hear the angels sing as the yolk of this over-easy egg bursts from its shackles.

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21. Can I get an amen?

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