13 Sex Positions All New Yorkers Love

    I'm not just talking about the "F" train. WARNING: Comically explicit toon sex.

    Maritsa Patrinos
    by Maritsa Patrinos

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. The Tiny Apartment

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    A standing position wherein both partners brace themselves against the walls of a very small apartment.

    2. The Dollar Slice

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    This position must be performed while standing up and must be completed in under five minutes.

    3. The Cab Ride

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    Doggy style that takes entirely too long while bottom is continually insisting they could perform much better as a top than the top.

    4. The Broadway between 78th and 10th

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    One participant lies down on their back and the other lies face down on top of them diagonally for no goddamn reason.

    5. The "SHOWTIME!"

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    Advanced aerial sex where the bottom screams "OH SHIT! WATCH HIM!" to onlookers.

    6. The Williamsburg

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    One participant brings the other to climax only by the tickle of their ironic facial hair.

    7. The Manspread

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    One participant receives oral sex while taking up as much room as possible.

    8. The April 15th

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    The participants have sex while hugging each other and sobbing after paying their state taxes.

    9. The Rude Commuter

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    A seated position where the top participant is a pregnant woman and the bottom participant must not stand up at any time.

    10. The Times Square

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    Sex with five or more participants while being blasted by strobe lights from every direction.

    11. The Winter Outfit

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    The participants attempt to copulate while wearing as many articles of black clothing as humanly possible.

    12. The Tourist

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    One participant blindly fumbles at the other while looking up starstruck at some kind of attraction.

    13. The Bodega

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    The reliable missionary position during a fast, middle-of-the-night booty call.