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    14 Things You Say To Make It Sound Like You Have Your Life Together

    But really you're just applying to entry-level jobs in your underwear like the rest of us.

    1. What you say: Post-grad? Yeah, I'm considering a couple of options!

    2. What you say: I had a promising interview last week, so we'll see!

    3. What you say: I'm moving to Manhattan!

    4. What you say: I'm keeping an open mind about my options.

    5. What you say: I love my new apartment! Living alone makes me feel so independent.

    6. What you say: I got approved for my first credit card!

    7. What you say: I just think moving back in with my parents is smart financially, in the long run.

    8. What you say: The benefits at my new job are great, especially the company's 401k savings plan!

    9. What you say: I'm super excited about grad school, thanks for asking!

    10. What you say: I read "The New York Times" every day.

    11. What you say: An unpaid internship? Well, it's the experience that matters, right?

    12. What you say: Phone interviews are nice.

    13. What you say: Networking events are so useful and fun!

    14. What you say: I'm excited to graduate from college and start this next stage of my life!