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Shalom!
That stone-age Haggadah has been in the family for centuries
AND, it's kind of a snooze...
Chances are you missed the boat on the first-night Seder…
But, you still want to be the Seder hostess with the mostest, right?
Upgrade to a 21st century JDate iHaggadah, because flipping pages was SO 1995
Now you get a reason to have your iPad at the dinner table
So why is this Haggadah different from all other Haggadahs? Fill out the Chametz Lease Agreement and we’ll tell you!
First, be sure to keep an eye out for the "digital afikomen."
Ever wonder what Moses’s JDate profile would look like? Now you don’t have to, since the iHaggadah has real JDate profiles for your key Passover players.
Pharaoh (A.K.A. The Bad Boy):
Moses (A.K.A. The Man Seeking God):
Of course, it includes all of the traditional tales of Passover, like the 10 Plagues…
…plus 10 “First World Problems” for those of you who cried when Instagram shut down
JDate allows you to essentially spend your Seder with Miley, Beyoncé and Jonah Hill (in a virtual sense, sorry)!
So download the JDate Haggadah and be the talk of your Seder
www.jdate.com/haggadah
You’ll be exclaiming “Metzuyan!” after that fourth glass of wine
Welcome to the most entertaining Seder you've attended! But don’t worry; the Haggadah doesn't lose the true meaning and important history of Passover.
Happy Passover! Only seven more days until this:
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