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Oh, we get some Jon-Sam friend time before the Battle of Castle Black and Beneath the Wall. I miss Jon-Sam friend time…which makes me miss Jon-Robb brother time. Oh, now I’m sad again.
Jon Snow trying and failing to talk about love and making love: “I’m not a bleedin’ poet!” Awkward Jon is my favorite Jon.
Why I love Ygritte, I don’t understand why they make it seem like she’s the only woman in the wildling band. Yes, I know they want her to stand out and seem unique — there are other ways to do that besides making her the only woman.
At first I thought the Magnar of Thenn said “ginger mint,” which sounds quite quirky and refreshing. ANYWAY, he did NOT say that.
Maester Aemon is a gem. He’s the gem of the North!
Pyp! Open the fucking gate. Don’t mess with Samwell Tarly in love.
The Night’s Watch horn is so ominous.
Especially after three horn blasts.
They are coming. They are coming.
Oh so now Alliser Thorne is admitting he was wrong? He can go fuck himself dead with his self-righteousness.
OMG Sam kissed Gilly! OMG!
Gilly: “Promise me, you won’t die!” Oh I feel the inevitable albeit unnecessary pain of TV!fans.
Oh, Pyp. Poor Pyp.
Sam: “When you’re nothing at all, there’s no more reason to be afraid," and “I’m not nothing anymore.” GOD, Sam who ISN’T in love with you, right now?
Giants! Wooly mammoths! Giants riding wooly mammoths!
As I watch the wildlings running towards the southern gate (Janos Slynt should’ve said southron but I digress), I have a strong urge to be a wildling. I don’t why…I think it’s merely their certainty of purpose and bad ass killing skills.
Janos Slynt needs to be dealt with — Grenn distracts him by sending him below. I would’ve sent him below with an arrow through his chest.
The watchmen on ropes remind me of Attack on Titan.
Oh shit! Giant with a Giant Arrow! (At least they aren’t like the Attack on Titan giants.)
This is like watching a slow, inevitable train wreck. Horrifying and mesmerizing.
Fuck, that kid is still there!
Oh OF COURSE Janos Slynt is gonna hide out in the tunnels with Gilly and baby Sam (who should be Aemon).
Ygritte killed Pyp. So it goes.
Next to Jon, Grenn is the most objectively pretty Night’s Watchmen. So he can’t die. It is decided!
Tormund vs. Alliser! Go Giantsbane! Ew, it’s a draw. Blargh.
Buck up, Ollie! I guess we’re supposed to care about you, so kill some Thenns!
UGH UGH UGH I can already imagine it — Ollie kills Ygritte. That’s such a thing Game of Thrones would do.
One pissed off giant is enough to raise the outer gate.
Dolorous Edd in charge!
Dolorous Edd: “Light the fuckers up!”
Grenn and five guys v. A pissed off giant. Who will win? Let’s find out! Or not, because they cut away.
Back to Jon! Kickin’ ass and takin’ names instead of just grimacing about how unfair life is. This is good.
Praise the old gods and the new! Ghost is free!
Jon vs. the Magnar of Thenn! But wait! Ygritte sees them!
She hesitates to shoot him with her arrow. He smiles. Ollie shoots an arrow into her heart. I fucking knew it.
RIP Ygritte.
Parts of the Wall breaking on TV worries me just as much as it does in the book.
Holy shit, where did the hour go?!
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