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Bracing for maligned Jaime and Cersei plotlines.
Grey Worm is from the Summer Isles? Is this a thing? How do she know? Is this a racial assumption?
Are we really doing a Missandei-Grey Worm thing? I don’t know how I feel about that.
That being said, I really enjoy Jacob Anderson and Nathalie Emmanuel’s nuanced performances.
High Valryian is one sexy language. I adore it. I might have to learn it.
Would they really write graffiti in the Common Tongue? Wouldn’t it be in High Valyrian? I don’t understand.
Dany is the Breaker of Chains! Stormborn! Mhysa! (And still a White Savior.)
Dany: “I will answer injustice with justice.”
The Targaryen flag over the harpy is bad ass.
Oh hai, rapist. I mean Jaime. I mean Jaime the rapist.
The end shot of Jaime raising Oathkeeper’s lion hilt acts as an unspoken response as to why he hasn’t visited Tyrion.
Tyrion: “How is our sister?”
Tyrion: “I’d hate for you to do something inappropriate.”
I’m really confused by Aidan Gillen’s Littlefinger accent.
I can actually feel the slime exuding off of Littlefinger.
Littlefinger: “Nothing like a thoughtful gift for a new friendship to Grow Strong.”
As Olenna Tyrell boasted about how “good” she was, my mom and I looked at each other — in disgust (and a little admiration.)
Reeeaaaaalllllyyyy they let that little kid join the Night’s Watch? Blargh. He’s so gonna die in the Battle at Castle Black.
Jon: “Take it slow. Try to disarm each other.”
Wait wait wait wait why is Not Vargo Hoat a.k.a. “Locke” at Castle Black?
Oh recon for Lord Bolton! Got it!
I’m smart.
At least I’m not as stupid as Janos Slynt. Janos Slynt is so stupid he doesn’t cover his bald ass head in the North.
Oh Cersei.
Cersei’s drinking tragically makes her more like Robert.
PLEASE DON’T HAVE MARGAERY SEDUCE TEEN TOMMEN. IS THAT WHY THEY AGED HIM UP? HE’S NOT A KID BUT HE’S CLEARLY NOT AN ADULT EITHER.
Hm. Emotional seduction. Acceptable.
Ser Pounce is a cat and NOT a kitten?! I’m done with this show.
So we’re just going to ignore the rape and proceed with our regularly scheduled Brienne-Jaime program? Ugh.
That being said, Brienne is the best.
The Adventures of Brienne and the Pod is gonna be awesome.
OMG Brienne’s quivering chin almost made me tear up. Her look back to Jaime definitely made me tear up.
Burn Gorman. He should’ve joined the show way earlier than just guest starring in two episodes. Then he wouldn’t have had to be in Revenge.
Oh great! More rape.
No one cares about Fucking Gin Alley.
What do the White Walkers actually do to Craster’s sons? Are they building an Unsullied-type army to fight for them when Winter Comes?
NO! HOW DOES JON SNOW NOT KNOW WHERE GHOST IS?! AND THAT’S HE’S CAPTURED?! I’M ANGRY.
Is Jojen sick? He looks awful!
OMG BRAN!SUMMER MUST FREE GHOST! FREE GHOST!
FREE SUMMER!
AHHHH!
Bran: “I’m not leaving without Summer.”
WHAT’S GOING ON?!
I don’t remember this!
Where’s Coldhands?!
OMG an Other!
A.k.a. White Walker!
OMG HE HAS THE BABY!
HOLY SHIT.
ARE WE GONNA SEE THE HOME OF THE OTHERS?!
OMG.
HOLY FUCK.
ICE CRYSTAL SHRINE.
WHITE WALKER TYWIN!
WAIT, NO! THE NIGHT’S KING!
HE’S GONNA TURN HIM INTO ANOTHER WHITE WALKER!
AHHHHH!!!!
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