7 Things You Should Never Say To A Cat Owner

I have a lot of friends with cats. Let's call this trial and error.

7. Dogs are Better

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Hold up, they are two different species in the animal kingdom. One isn't better than the other. Pretty sure you'll get clawed to death before you can finish the word "better."

6. They Shed so much

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Yes, so do humans. Next gripe, please.

5. Wow, How many cats do you have?

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That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.

4. Surprisingly it doesn't smell in here

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Say what now? Say that again, I dare you. Clump and seal litter, bitch.

3. I'm allergic to cats

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Good. Let me show you to the door.

2. Would've never guessed you had cats

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Would've never guessed you like to breathe. Why would you say this. You wouldn't say this to someone with children.

1. It's just a cat

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You have obviously never lived with a cat. Like every other living creature, cats have wants and needs. They are expressive, animated, strange, unique, funny, and loving pets.