Five Unintentionally Ridiculous Movie Sex Scenes

They’re embarrassing to watch in the cinema, and even more embarrassing to watch at home with your family. Here are five movie sex scenes that I believe are unintentionally ridiculous.

• 1. Robert Redford and Faye Dunaway Do It in Three Days of the Condor

  I wish this Youtube version was little better, as you can't really register the surprised look on Faye's face every time she gets poked by Robert. And what's up with the cutaway scene of New York City? I've heard of "lay back and think of England" but New York?

• 2. Moment by Moment

  As if they're lovemaking wasn't coy enough, in a post coital hot tub scene Lily Tomlin beckons a naked John Travolta to join her with a hand gesture that I think only lesbians or the high priestess of some ancient cult understand. John also begs her not to smoke pot and he refuses to make love to her again until she professes her love for him.

• 3. The Broken Macaroni Sound of Brokeback Mountain

  

  In Brokeback Mountain's sex scene you can almost hear the sound of macaroni breaking at Heath Ledger takes Jake Gyllenhall from behind. Can two guys ever go camping again without someone calling it a Brokeback weekend? There's no nudity but this video may be NSFW

• 4. Showgirls Champagne Showers and Undulations in a Pool

  

  Elizabeth Berkeley as Nomi Malone and Kyle McClahacn as Zack Carey get it on in the pool after taking a champagne shower. I'm pretty sure that in her final throws of passion, Nomi's crotch is no where near where it needs to be for penetration to occur unless Kyle's penis in on his belly button. Click here for the NSFW VIDEO

• 5. Every Love Scene in 9 1/2 Weeks is Ridiculous

  Every love scene in 91/2 Weeks is ridiculous but he feeding frenzy scene is probably the most famous one. If someone ever invites you to watch 9 1/2 weeks be prepared for some funky stuff to go down and have a fridge full of food and an empty stomach because your this person is probably a feeder.