39 Most Tantalizing Business Cards

Networking like a bosssss.

1.

This card by “Another Bloomin’ Designer” Jamie Wieck sprouts a mini plant after four days of soaking.

2.

This fully operational business card demonstrates how transistors amplify current.

3.

This DJ’s business card reveals professional details as you spin the cardboard turntable.

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The quintessential Jack of All trades. Who wouldn’t hire this tiger-taming orgy-organizer?

5.

Yoga One’s business card was designed by Phil Jones, Ryan Coleman, and Jeff McCullough.

6.

This mechanical engineer’s business card-turned-catapult suggests there’s more expertise where that came from.

7.

A Les Miserables-inspired card for the business of luuurrrve.

8.

When inserted into a USB port, this circuitboard business card reveals its creator’s resume and cover letter. So efficient!

9.

Obviously all true.

10.

To pre-empt doubts about pronunciation.

11.

The Riverside Saloon answers pressing nightlife questions.

12.

Just an awesome DIY balsa wood card/chair.

13.

Where treats go, business (and obedience) follow.

14.

This yoga instructor’s bendy PVC card gives you a taste of what your muscles could be doing with her guidance. The card was produced by Kapil Bhimekar.

15.

A miniature Mac marvel.

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???

17.

A business card that doubles as a caliper.

19.

Biscuit business cards are the Bombay Bakery’s ultimate endorsement.

21.

A professional circumciser’s “tear-off” business cards. Ouch.

22.

A translucent photography business card.

23.

This designer’s card epitomizes “Show, don’t tell.”

24.

In case you need a visual.

25.

He’ll work those thumbs!

26.

A guitar instructor’s fretted business cards…

…which double as chord flash-cards.

27.

Doubtful, but intriguing.

28.

This is theoretically the back of a “special business card” belonging to the mayor of San Leon, Texas. Clearly worth saving for emergencies.

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A lovely token to keep at the ready.

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Needless to say, this also would come in handy.

31.

Will work for peanuts?

33.

A plastic surgeon’s unconventional advertising approach.

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WTF?!?

35.

An homage to Ghostbusters? Nailed it.

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As all business cards should be.

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Don’t just take his word for it.

38.

This business card = self-sabotage.

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