17 Awesome ‘Engrish’ Tees That You Can Buy

Thanks to the internet, these cryptically poignant Asian tees can be yours with just a few clicks!

1. Crown’s Velvet Freez

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To be fair, the model looks equally puzzled.

2. LOVE

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She just read the Buzzfeed article on the 51 Hottest Jewish Men in Hollywood.

3. Goodbye bad girls, will be back soon...

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...after putting on some pants.

4. Unerringly Demeanors

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Do you also get the unmistakable feeling that someone used a thesaurus here?

5. Take these broken wings and learn to fly

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Nothing represents English lettering better than a fabulous slice of 80's pop.

6. English Rose Bouquet Set Your Spirit Free Infinite Desier

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And it was going so well…until the very last syllable!

7. EAVED

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The Merriam-Webster dictionary defines this as “having eaves esp. of an indicated kind”. Now if that isn’t hipster, I don’t know what is.

8. The secret of a good life is to have right loyal and hold the scale of values

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The secret of a good life is not to use Comic Sans.

9. We are on the move to end unhappiness

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A noble cause with a fitting pink beanie.

10. Peeping from your bosom

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Give this to your wingman.

11. LIFE IS CATS!

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YES IT IS!

12. Has a profound

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Please don't talk to me if you don't have a profound.

13. Mexican May Me Rachel

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This may just become my new password.

14. PASS

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A shining example of why typographic design is not as easy as it looks.

15. Grammy’s Joggers

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Wear ‘em with pride!

16. Funy Sunday Poop Ride

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Important: Not to be confused with Funny Sunday. Whatever is being described on this shirt doesn't sound too fun.

17. Dear god, how can't you are never on TV?

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Dear god indeed.