14 Times 2 Chainz Was Unexpectedly Considerate

Sure, his original stage name was TityBoi, but he did get some things right.

1. "You can catch me kissing my girl with both eyes closed, perfecting my passion." — "We Own It (Fast & Furious)" by 2 Chainz and Wiz Khalifa

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What a romantic.

2. "All I want for my birthday is a big booty ho." — "Birthday Song" by 2 Chainz feat. Kanye West

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He don't need no diamond rings, he don't need no fancy things.

3. "To do a threesome, you gotta innovate." — "Headband" by B.o.B. feat. 2 Chainz

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Never thought about that but wow, so true. Now that's what I call equal opportunity.

4. "B**** sit down, you got a bad atti(tude)." — "I'm Different" by 2 Chainz

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And positive to boot. Check your 'tude at the door, Negative Nancies.

5. "Cut your girl, now your girl need a Band-Aid." — "Mercy" by Kanye West feat. 2 Chainz, Pusha T, and Big Sean

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You hurt? Dr. Chainz gotchu.

6. "Bought a new crib just to f*** you in." — "Where U Been?" by 2 Chainz

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Awww 2 Chainz, you didn't have to. Just for me?

7. "I kiss my girl every time I'm at a stop sign." — "Show Me" (Remix) by Kid Ink feat. 2 Chainz, Chris Brown, Juicy J, and Trey Songz

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Way to make the most of every moment 2 Chainz. *blush*

8. "You hate that b****, well I hate that b****. I'll jump that n**** like a chessboard." — "I Do It" by 2 Chainz feat. Drake & Lil Wayne

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This guy is loyal. (Chris Brown voice)

9. "Hair weave killa, girl don't you get nervous." — "Drop Girl" by Ice Cube feat. 2 Chainz and Redfoo

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2 Chainz, proponent of self-confidence.

10. "Crib so big we can play hide-and-seek, you can confide to me." — "My Story" by R. Kelly feat. 2 Chainz

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Games and emotional support? Dang 2 Chainz, you really just think of everything.

11. "I ask them who is it, they say room service. Give me one minute, she getting her womb service." — "24 Hours" by TeeFlii feat. 2 Chainz

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Lady's needs are always #1. Even before sustenance!

12. "P**** so good I bought her a pet." — "Talk Dirty" by Jason Derulo feat. 2 Chainz

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Wow, a Ferrari or Lambo too? And I thought playing hide-and-seek was good.

13. "Sending flicks to my partners in the state pen." — "Feds Watching" by 2 Chainz feat. Pharrell

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Locked up? Don't worry - 2 Chainz is your new favorite pen pal.

14. "New Rollie, I don't mind spending time alone. I want you so bad that I pray for it" — "Down On Me" by DJ Mustard feat. 2 Chainz and Ty Dolla $ign

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You just do you, 2 Chainz isn't trying to suffocate you.

Never judge a book by its cover, amirite?