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Tony Horton And His P90X Want Me Dead
Look at the smugness oozing from that damned demon cyborg. I say demon cyborg because I am convinced, without a doubt, that Tony Horton is not a human. No, no. There's no way possible that a real human being could even come up with something like P90X.
