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Mallory P. RSS

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I’m a 5’11”, dirty blonde, multi-colour eyed, pale-skinned girl. I’m a proud Canadian with half Dutch/ half British-French-German decent. I sprouted in Forest, Ontario and continued my growing in Stratford, Ontario in 2000. I went to St. John-Fisher & St. Ambrose elementary schools and St. Micheal’s and Stratford Central Secondary Schools. I am currently studying at the University of Guelph where I am pursuing an Honours Bachelor of Science in Environmental Science - majoring in Economi…

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  • Mallory   The 30 Craziest Facebook Stories Of 2011  about 5 months ago ×
  • Mallory   45 Things We Should Forget About 2011  about 5 months ago ×
  • Mallory   The 45 Most Powerful Images Of 2011  about 5 months ago ×
  • Mallory   The 23 Most Provocative Questions Pos... and thinks it’s LOL  about 5 months ago ×
  • Mallory   20 Cities That Have Joined The Occupi...  about 7 months ago ×
  • Mallory   The 50 Best Signs From #OccupyWallStreet  about 7 months ago ×
  • Mallory   Prince Charles Wants Americans To Eat...  about a year ago ×
  • Mallory   Kill Bill Re-release Poster Is Amazing  about a year ago ×
  • Mallory   Emma Watson Vs. Kristen Stewart  about a year ago ×
  • Mallory   35 Breathtaking Aerial Photographs  about a year ago ×
  • Mallory   First Official Poster For Harry Potte...  about a year ago ×
  • Mallory   The Cutest Interspecies Animal Friend...  about a year ago ×
  • Mallory   Schooled In FaceBook Theological Debate  about a year ago ×
  • Mallory   Loaf Dog  about a year ago ×
  • Mallory   My Favorite Tweets  about a year ago ×
  • Mallory   Steve Jobs is Going to Sue this Muppet  about a year ago ×
  • Mallory   Stephen Colbert Storms Off 'The View'  about a year ago ×
  • Mallory   Mike The Situation's New Book and thinks it’s LOL  about a year ago ×
  • Mallory thinks Authentic Hermione Penis Size Test is LOL  about a year ago ×
  • Mallory   10 Pictures of Snooki in a Bathing Suit and thinks it’s Cute  about a year ago ×
  • Mallory thinks Noah Cyrus' 8 Biggest Scandals is a Poor Decision  about a year ago ×
  • Response to Noah Cyrus’ 8 Biggest Scandals:

    She DOES realize she's objectifying herself to petafiles, right? Wow….my parents would of never allowed this :(

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  • Mallory thinks Hillary Clinton's Hair Clip: Hot Or Not? is a Poor Decision  about a year ago ×
  • Mallory   Kubrick Vs Scorsese  about a year ago ×
  • Mallory thinks If Movie Posters Told The Truth is LOL  about a year ago ×
  • Mallory   Amazing Timberlake Medley  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory thinks Ke$ha Gets Artsy is Trashy  about 2 years ago ×
  • Response to Ke$ha Gets “Artsy” for Interview Magazine:

    I didn't realize that eating paint, smugging powder all over your body and not brushing your hair was considered art…if so I know some pretty artsy 4 year olds. I'm pretty sure JFK is turning in his grave..

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  • Mallory thinks Pac-Man: The Movie Trailer is Geeky & LOL  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory thinks Everest College Commercial is LOL  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory   Drunk History: Nikola Tesla  about 2 years ago ×
  • Response to A to Z of Awesomeness:

    I think “Captain Canuck Cuddling Cerebus” would of been much more fitting :)

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    2 years ago
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  • Mallory   A to Z of Awesomeness  about 2 years ago ×
  • Response to What Movie Scene Gave You Childhood Nightmares?:

    The story of the Walrus and the Carpenter in the 1951 Disney's Alice in Wonderland made me feel really sad for those poor curious oysters :( But cartoons, solely due to the fact that they are cartoons and not real, never really scared me - even as a kid. I don't know how I ended up watching this movie in the early 90s as a kid, but 1933 movie of Alice in Wonderland REALLY REALLY freaked me out. More than the Shining and Poltergeist which I had also watched around the time I was 6-8. I'm not sure if it was because it was with real actors, or because it was in black and white or simply due to the very creepy, old-fashioned costumes…but I only ever watched this movie once and the nightmares of being trapped in an illogically, mind-blowing, alternate universe of the 1930s have haunted me ever since.

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  • Mallory   The TV Theme Medley and thinks it’s Cute  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory   Chatroulette Piano Improv  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory thinks Children’s Drawings Painted Rea... is Cute  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory thinks Tribble at the Vet is LOL  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory thinks iPad Pro is LOL  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory   Lauren Ashley Is The New Carrie Prejean and thinks it’s Trashy  about 2 years ago ×
  • Response to Lauren Ashley Is The New Carrie Prejean:

    Even if there is an all-knowing and powerful God…the bible was written by a bunch of old men centuries ago. So…Lauren Ashley…you're pretty much basing your ridiculous and sexist claims off of the opinion of old men (you've NEVER met) who were just as ignorant and selfish as you when it comes to issues such as homosexuality. And they actually lived back in those “olden times” so they have an excuse for their stupid social ideals and conformities. If God loves us for who we are then he loves all those gay people out there who wanna love other gay people…and you should spread the love around instead of being a b*tch and causing more controversy and hatred in our world. I'm not gay, and I might be uncomfortable seeing two guys or two girls kissing or something, but I'm not going to hate on people I don't even know for being themselves and being in love! I will however, hate on you for making such a irrational and hateful claim — especially when you don't have any REAL premise or fact to base it on. Start reading the bible a little more metaphorically and a little less literally so I don't have to read about your stupid nonsense on Buzzfeed.

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    2 years ago
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  • Mallory thinks Creatively Killing Time In An Empty A... is LOL & Cute  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory   Vintage Colbert and Steve Carell  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory thinks How To Rent Your Extra Room is LOL  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory thinks Adobe Photoshop Cook is Cute & Geeky  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory   Amazing Street Drummer  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory thinks The IPad Can Help Your Golf Game is LOL  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory thinks God's Control Button is LOL  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory thinks Jeff Zucker's Suicide is LOL  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory thinks World's Tallest Man Meets World's Sho... is Cute  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory thinks The Cutest Snake Charmer is Cute  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory thinks Paris Hilton And Her Pig is Trashy & LOL  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory thinks If Your IM Buddy List Was Honest... is LOL  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory thinks Video Game Minimalism is Cute & Geeky  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory thinks Lady Sings "Diva Dance" From Fifth E... is OMG  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory   Bart Simpson Scientology Video  about 2 years ago ×
  • Response to Bart Simpson Scientology Video:

    Calling a church an “ideal org” just makes you more lame, scientologists. My idea of an ideal organization in my community is one that DOESN'T involve religion, thank you.

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  • Mallory thinks Stephen Colbert and a Kitty. is Cute  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory   The Evolution of the Hipster  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory   Airplanes have a limited amount of sp...  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory thinks Dragon Age's Gay Elf Sex Scene is WTF, OMG & LOL  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory thinks Marilyn Monroe Smoked Pot is Cute  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory thinks Muppet Bohemian Rhapsody is LOL & Cute  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory thinks Facebook Animations is Ew  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory thinks Jon Gosselin Goes Back in Time is Trashy  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory   35 Awesome Tombstones and thinks it’s LOL  about 2 years ago ×
  • Response to Straight To The Point:

    Those prices are wack. 20-30 dollars if you're lucky enough to be Canadian.

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    2 years ago
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  • Mallory thinks Straight To The Point is LOL  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory   Autistic Artist Draws NYC From Memory and thinks it’s OMG  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory   The Official Lindsay Lohan Aging Time... and thinks it’s LOL  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory   'Hey Jude' Flowchart and thinks it’s Cute  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory   Douchebags Classified by Region and thinks it’s LOL  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory thinks Low Resolution Girl is Cute  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory thinks Your Favorite MILF is LOL  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory thinks Sasha Grey Wants To Show You Her Purs... is LOL  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory thinks The Anti-Duckface Campaign is LOL  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory thinks Sexual Positions For The Lonely [NSFW] is LOL  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory thinks Count Chocula: History's Most Dan... is LOL  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory thinks The Official Leonardo DiCaprio Aging ... is LOL  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory thinks Roomba Pac-Man is Geeky  about 2 years ago ×
  • Mallory thinks 35 Amazing Science Fair Projects is LOL  about 2 years ago ×

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