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Posted on Sep 11, 2014

10 Things Lipstick-Wearers Are Tired Of Hearing (And The Things We Think In Response)

Some people just don't understand the bond between a gal and her lipstick.

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10 Things Lipstick-Wearers Are Tired Of Hearing (And The Things We Think In Response)

1. THEM: You have lipstick on your teeth. LIPSTICK LOVER: Wait, was it there when I was shamelessly flirting with the hot Starbucks barista?

2. THEM: Who would ever wear purple lipstick? LIPSTICK LOVER: I would -- like a boss.

3. BOYFRIEND: But babe, you already have three red lipsticks. Do you really need another one? LIPSTICK LOVER: Yes, and while I’m at it, I’ll get a new boyfriend too.

4. BOYFRIEND: Any color you pick will work fine, babe. LIPSTICK LOVER: Seriously, it’s OVER.

5. THEM: Isn’t orange lipstick for grandmas? LIPSTICK LOVER: Everyone knows the Golden Girls were revolutionaries. Duh.

6. THEM: That lip color has been discontinued. LIPSTICK LOVER: Excuse me while I eat my feelings.

7. THEM: It’s only lipstick. LIPSTICK LOVER: Please stop talking.

8. THEM: I’d kiss you but I don’t want to end up with lipstick on my face. LIPSTICK LOVER: Your loss, buddy.

9. THEM: Lip liner’s not that important. LIPSTICK LOVER: On my list of priorities, liner is neck and neck with oxygen.

10. THEM: Lip balm and lipstick are the same thing, right? LIPSTICK LOVER: I can’t. I just can’t.

10 Things Lipstick-Wearers Are Tired Of Hearing (And The Things We Think In Response)

1. THEM: You have lipstick on your teeth. LIPSTICK LOVER: Wait, was it there when I was shamelessly flirting with the hot Starbucks barista?

2. THEM: Who would ever wear purple lipstick? LIPSTICK LOVER: I would -- like a boss.

3. BOYFRIEND: But babe, you already have three red lipsticks. Do you really need another one? LIPSTICK LOVER: Yes, and while I’m at it, I’ll get a new boyfriend too.

4. BOYFRIEND: Any color you pick will work fine, babe. LIPSTICK LOVER: Seriously, it’s OVER.

5. THEM: Isn’t orange lipstick for grandmas? LIPSTICK LOVER: Everyone knows the Golden Girls were revolutionaries. Duh.

6. THEM: That lip color has been discontinued. LIPSTICK LOVER: Excuse me while I eat my feelings.

7. THEM: It’s only lipstick. LIPSTICK LOVER: Please stop talking.

8. THEM: I’d kiss you but I don’t want to end up with lipstick on my face. LIPSTICK LOVER: Your loss, buddy.

9. THEM: Lip liner’s not that important. LIPSTICK LOVER: On my list of priorities, liner is neck and neck with oxygen.

10. THEM: Lip balm and lipstick are the same thing, right? LIPSTICK LOVER: I can’t. I just can’t.

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