8 Of The Most Awful Fandom Ship Names On The Internet

I ship, you ship, we all ship. Ships (both canon and non-canon) are an integral part of any fandom. But sometimes, people come up with some highly questionable names for their OTPs.

1. Peeniss (Peeta Mellark/Katniss Everdeen, The Hunger Games)

Lionsgate Films

The alternative is Katpee. Seriously, Katniss/Peeta shippers. Do you want your OTP to sound like the male appendage or, well… cat pee?

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2. Cherik (Charles Xavier/Erik Lehnsherr, X-Men)

20th Century Fox

OK, so we all love Professor X and Magneto. Alone, together, whatever. What we don’t love is the ship name Cherik. You’re probably a smart bunch, X-Men fans. Try again?

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3. Thilbo (Thorin Oakenshield/Bilbo Baggins, The Hobbit)

New Line Cinema

Someone tell me why this name even exists in a world where Bagginshield is a (strange but) far less awful alternative. ^Even Bilbo is baffled.

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4. Thorki (Thor/Loki, Thor, The Avengers)

Marvel Studios

First of all, you’re shipping two brothers. I don’t care that they’re not biologically related, they grew up together as brothers. Second of all, your ship name sounds like a disease. Nothing about this ship is right. Thor/Loki BrOTP 5eva!

ID: 3582027

5. Sherlolly (Sherlock Holmes/Molly Hooper, Sherlock)


This one sounds like a slobbering dog. Sherly you can do better, Sherlock fans. Hooplock? No? OK, I tried. Beats Sherlolly, anyway.

ID: 3589593

6. Lestrolly (Greg Lestrade/Molly Hooper, Sherlock)


The ship is cute. But the name has the word “troll” in it. What more can I say? Just when you thought there couldn’t be any ship names in the Sherlock fandom worse than Sherlolly.

ID: 3589824

7. Stucky (Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes, Captain America)

Marvel Studios

This one’s currently such a popular ship that even finding a picture that wasn’t fan made slash on the internet was a challenge. However, the name just desecrates this beautiful relationship/friendship/whatever you want it to be. Go for WinterShield. WinterCap. WinterStar. Anything. Just NOT Stucky.

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8. Grocket (Groot/Rocket Raccoon, Guardians of the Galaxy)

Marvel Studios

Yep, it’s already happening. People are shipping a humanoid tree and a talking raccoon. And not platonically. #Grocket is already a thing on Tumblr. In this case, though, the ship itself is more horrifying than the name.

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There are tons of other terrible ship names on the internet. Are there any you’ve seen that cannot be unseen?

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