1. Everyone in your house walks around wrapped in a million blankets.
2. Just so you definitely don't get chilly, you often wear your woollies indoors.
3. You guys are all about the house slippers, and everyone has their own pair.
4. You lend each other these when it rains.
5. You like to do big shops together, because it's more sensible, and you may even have one of these granny trolleys.
6. You buy each other big, old lady underwear as presents.
7. You simply don't understand why people value style over comfort.
8. You love to sit around and complain about how saggy your body parts are getting.
9. You also like to complain about modern culture e.g. people saying "bae", Rihanna's latest outfit, your cousin's way too out there Instagram pics.
10. You don't dance like the youngsters in the club, you move in your own, old lady kind of way.
11. You guys don't really "get" the type of music they listen to any way.
12. Plus, you and your housemates would much rather stay in together, drink tea and eat until you're tired enough to go back to bed.
13. When you pass a group of peers on the street you often find yourself tutting and shaking your head.
14. You guys don't ever suffer from FOMO.
15. But you do get really irate about your loud neighbours.
16. Or just groups of loud people in general.
17. When you guys have people over, you can't be all that bothered to entertain them.
18. You like eating stodgy old people food, ideally on a tray in front of the TV.
19. You have definitely knitted together.
20. Boardgames and bingo are very important in your household.
21. Tea is also taken very seriously.
22. When you guys do decide to drink, you get drunk very quickly.
23. But the hangover is enough to make you all feel very sorry for yourselves.
24. You guys like to keep fit without actually breaking a sweat.
25. Because you can't make too many movements without complaining about aches and pains.
26. You bicker about silly things.
27. But it's easy to set your differences aside, because ultimately, you love to come home and complain about all the annoying people you encountered that day.
28. Everyone goes to bed early, it's not frowned upon in your house.
29. But before bedtime there's a whole bunch of TV shows you have to watch.
30. Which always results in a debate about who has to stretch out to get the remote.
31. While loads of your friends are chatting about babies and starting families, you guys aren't that bothered really.
32. Instead, you'd much rather fantisise about how AWESOME retirement is going to be.
