1. When you accidentally let out a fart, and you hope to all the gods in the world that it went unnoticed.
2. When they suddenly turn into Johnny Bravo and it's terribly off putting.
3. When they insist on wearing an unnecessary "sexy" outfit.
4. When they're too heavy on the tongue action.
5. When they're clearly too drunk to perform.
6. When you realise instead of lube, you've been using Vicks Vapo Rub.
7. When they take so long to climax you feel as if you've aged a thousand years by the end.
8. When you keep getting distracted by their over the top makeup.
9. When you feel like there's someone watching you.
10. When they're trying to bend you in weird positions.
11. When they insist on pleasuring themselves and you're just there like: "Well what do I do?"
12. When they think they're starring in a porno, but it's all just incredibly cringe.
13. When you'd much rather be watching a rugby game.
14. When they end up falling asleep mid-bone.
15. When they're humping you so fast you have to hold on for dear life.
16. When the sex is so good, it's almost TOO good, and you're not sure you're going to survive the ordeal.
17. When they're basically making you go through all of Cosmo's kamasutra moves and it's too exhausting.
18. When they're kinda crushing you, but you feel too awkward to ask them to stop.
19. When they insist on spooning, but you just want to go home and watch Netflix.
20. When they have no idea what to do with a penis, and kinda just nibble at it.
21. When they insist on giving you a high five after.
22. When they think it's a great idea to stick some porn on in the background.
That awkward moment you walk in on your cat.