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<b>Your schlong deserves the very best.</b>

Which Posh Name Does Your Penis Deserve?

You like to have fun with your penis. You like to shake it around, swing it back and forth and make it spin like a helicopter. You need a name that reflects your fun-loving nature.

Lord Donoughue Discostick

You love your penis, and you think it deserves the very best. You and your love rod won't settle for anything less than perfect. You need a name that reflects your perfectionist streak.

Tarquin Wimbleknob

You are a delicate soul and you treat your penis with great care. You nature your manhood and cherish your moments together. You need a name that's fun, light-hearted and reflects your close bond.

Viscount Twinkiedipper

You're an adventurer. You and your penis are very well-travelled. You've seen a lot together and you need a name that reflects your worldy experiences.

Baron Von Bratwurst

You are an extremely warm and lovable person. You treat your penis like a BFF, together you take on the world. You deserve a wonderful name that reflects your manhood's fabulous attributes.

Prince Poppycock

You're a sporty chap and your penis is an extension of your muscular, stream-lined body. Your willy has stamina and great strength and it deserves a name that embodies those qualities.

Vladimir Winkledick

You like to get freaky in the bedroom, your penis can do things no other penis can. You need a name that reflects your saucy side.

Count Schlongula IV

You and your penis can be quite snobby, you've definitely turned down a lot of people. If your penis isn't given the very best, it simply refuses to perform. You need a name that reflects your superior tastes.

Trumpington Von Trousersnout

You are extremely manly and your penis is a brave and fearless companion. You need a name that says: daring, noble and the best damn penis you've ever seen.

Hugo Cumberdong

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