1. When you want people to know you're a terrible person.
2. With an awful sense of humour.
3. When you feel like putting people off their food.
4. When you need to distract people from your real life penis, which is probably about 1/1,326th that size.
5. When you have a penchant for naked women in trainers.
6. When you're eager to showcase your amazing music taste.
7. When your swag is just UNREAL.
8. Your swag never has any time off.
I think I've just found the worst t-shirt in the known universe
9. When your acronym game is on another level.
10. When you want people to take your career choices seriously.
11. When you just need to share your mathematician's humour with the world.
12. For those times you clearly don't want a tip.
13. For stressful occasions.
14. When you feel like offending everyone's mother.
15. For those times you want to show off your rap puns.
16. When you just want to ensure you'll never get laid ever again.
17. When you want people to know just how educated you are.
18. When you want to ruin people's childhoods.
19. When you want to just gross everyone out.
20. When you feel like being super inappropriate.
21. When you just can't even.
22. When you want to be the life of the douche party.
23. When you just feel like being a terrible creep.
24. When your hashtag game is on point.
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25. When you've decided to use your wardrobe to gain more Instagram followers.
26. When you want to scare off every single person you meet.
27. For those times you want to make 100% sure you'll be single for eternity.
28. Or you want to guarantee no one will ever give you head ever.
29. And lastly, when you feel like being the ultimate douche canoe, wear this.
