Buzz·Posted on 28 Jul 201527 Most Hilarious Things About #GrowingUpDutchYou ain't much if you ain't Dutch. Thanks to the brilliant #GrowingUpDutch.by Maggy van EijkBuzzFeed Staff, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Dutch kids live off of these things: flo @madaleineflo #GrowingUpDutch you can live off these 08:07 AM - 20 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Bapao for life <3 2. And let's not forget these bad boys: 3. After school your mum would get out the toaster for some gooey cheese toasties. Endrita @endritaa__ #growingupdutch always for lunch after school 🙈😌 10:42 AM - 19 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. You'd eat your toastie and watch any of these shows: i love you zayn @cuddlyzmalik #growingupdutch these tv shows man 11:13 AM - 18 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Plopper de plopper de plop! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. This guy taught you how to stack your fists on top of each other. Amana ツ @AmanaLRH #growingupdutch DEZE VUIST OP DEZE VUIST.. 😂 12:27 PM - 21 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Your cool factor was dictated by how much Diddle stationery you owned. Lauren Hannah @laurenme0w Collecting Diddle stationery and trading pages of your notepads with other kids. #GrowingUpDutch 11:34 PM - 16 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. School parties always involved some strange obstacle course like this: nomz is sad @heyjamesgraham Always doing this game at a summer party at school #growingupdutch 11:15 AM - 22 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Your birthday involved having to plan two parties: one for the kids and one for the adults. demi ≈ @mychemdemi #growingupdutch als je jarig was gaf je een kinderfeest en een grote mensen feest 11:13 AM - 22 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite The kid one was fun, the adult one mainly involved sitting in a circle, having to talk to your great aunt. 9. There were many, many birthday songs you had to sing. mieke,, @woahirwin_ #GrowingUpDutch 'happy birsday to you, in de wei staat een koe en de koe zegt i love you, happy birsday to you' 11:55 AM - 21 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Dutch people also struggle pronouncing the word "birthday". 10. There was always a fight about who got to sit next to the birthday boy/girl. 11. Every single party or milestone was accompanied by rocket ice lollies. 12. Dutch kids tell the worst jokes. ♛ @snapitsnouis #GrowingUpDutch "ken je hem?" "wie?" "kiwi!!" + "kan je erbij?" "waarbij?" "aardbei!!!" smh 06:32 AM - 24 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. And chant tons of annoying rhymes like this: I SAW ARI & LM ♡ @GetWeirdAriana #growingupdutch "waarom?" "daarom" "daarom is geen rede, als je van de trap af valt, ben je gauw beneden" 11:59 PM - 15 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. '90s kids spent a lot of their time singing along to a track called "The Boob Song." Lune @ArtyLuney #GrowingUpDutch Listening to Kinderen voor Kinderen and laughing at the song about boobies https://t.co/5gePNk3gCl 09:15 PM - 17 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. The first fandom you ever belonged to was K3. shawtyyy @ShabbaXBien #GrowingUpDutch if you know you knowww. 11:06 AM - 16 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite We miss Kathleen ;( 16. We don't have Disney in the Netherlands, but we do have De Efteling!!! emily adores harry @stonerosestyIes #growingupdutch do i even need to say anything? 12:45 PM - 15 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. And Het Land Van Ooit. Fleur' @Fleurx_V #growingupdutch if you ever went to "land van ooit" 07:45 PM - 16 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite The theme park's tag line, "Kid's are the boss", was always a letdown, leading to situations like this:"MUM, INSTEAD OF LUNCH I'M GOING TO EAT THIS ENTIRE BAG OF POPCORN!""No.""BUT I'M THE BOSS!""No, I'm the boss."Talk about false advertising. 18. Dutch kids love to play tricks on each other: gucciboy1095 @Twerkfield "Ben je bang voor je vader en moeder?" #GrowingUpDutch 04:43 PM - 15 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite "Are you afraid of your dad and mother?""No....?""YOU BLINKED! You're AFRAID!" 19. Your first words were most likely "moon," "rose," and "fish." #WeLoveYouCarter @MorganeCalluy Maan roos vis #GrowingUpDutch 09:45 PM - 20 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. You spent the majority of your time fretting about Dutch grammar. 21. Our national anthem, the Wilhelmus, is quite tricky too. von doom // vacation @MATTMURDOCKJPG #growingupdutch only knowing the first verse of the national anthem 04:16 PM - 17 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. As a Dutch kid you have to bike to school, no matter what. ☾ @Deluxebieberr " mom i think its gonna rain can u bring me to school?" " no its beautiful outside go with ur bike" #growingupdutch 08:49 AM - 17 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. And it's super uncool to wear one of those rain capes. ☾ @Deluxebieberr No matter how hard its raining i would rather be all wet than wear one of these #growingupdutch 08:50 AM - 17 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Luckily HEMA had these handy waterproof trousers. karlijn. @karlijnnn_x niks tegen mijn hema regenbroek. 06:14 AM - 05 Oct 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. To ensure your shoes didn't get soaked, you'd bike like this. ☾ @Deluxebieberr When its raining outside and u dont want ur shoes to be wet so u be like #growingupdutch 08:49 AM - 17 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. It would take you about five hours to find your bike in the school bike stalls. Izzy @SergioBiscuit #GrowingUpDutch: Bicycles 09:38 PM - 16 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. And lastly, this annoyed all Dutch kids — and adults for that matter: WEIRD PEOPLE @Cheerleighding #GrowingUpDutch Foreigners that think that 'Holland' and 'The Netherlands' are different countries. :-I 10:28 AM - 21 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF