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Don’t Be That Person You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At A Party

Cause ain’t nobody got time for that.

1. Don’t be this drunkie

2. Or this whiner

3. Or a cry baby

4. Don’t talk like this…

5. …or this

6. …or this. Please!

7. And definitely don’t creep on the one person that said, “Hi!” to you

8. Don’t ask stupid questions

10. Don’t preach

12. Don’t overshare

13. Don’t talk about your cats

14. Don’t tell stories that last forever

15. Don’t get all intellectual

16. Don’t talk politics

17. Most of all? Don’t listen to me


Who the hell am I to tell you what NOT to do?

19. Just drink

21. And twinkle like the star we all know you are

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