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Don't be this drunkie
Or this whiner
Or a cry baby
Don't talk like this...
...or this
...or this. Please!
And definitely don't creep on the one person that said, "Hi!" to you
Don't ask stupid questions
Don't preach
Don't overshare
Don't talk about your cats
Don't tell stories that last forever
Don't get all intellectual
Don't talk politics
Most of all? Don't listen to me
Who the hell am I to tell you what NOT to do?
Just drink
Dance
And twinkle like the star we all know you are
CAUSE
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