1. You have zero patience for non-inclusive language.
Your passion can sometimes be a little intimidating.
2. You know every line from Mean Girls.
You showed the movie once a month for “educational” purposes.
3. You’ve mastered the art of couponing, and you’re proud of it.
4. You panic every time you smell burned popcorn.
The fire alarms still haunt your dreams.
6. Your expectations for party attendance have been significantly lowered.
You used to be hurt that people didn’t show up to your programs, but now you know the true key to happiness is a healthy dose of apathy.
7. You still feel uncomfortable when you see an old resident in a bar.
8. You give excellent compliments.
Even if you sometimes come across as being creepy.
9. You’ve seen things you can never un-see.
From vomit to feces on the staircase, you’ve seen it all.
10. You know the true meaning of gender equality.
And you’ll go on record defending it.
11. You know that serving pizza is the most effective way to gain respect.
Because, really, everyone loves pizza.