One time, me and a friend were kicking around a balloon. She went to go headbutt it, and I went to kick it. I kicked her in the jaw and BROKE MY OWN TOE. It was my birthday, and all she was left with was a tiny scratch. Happy birthday to myself.
My brother shat himself once... his door was closed and he peeks out and asks me "Can you hand me a towel?" I thought he probably just spilled milk or something on the carpet, so I happily hand him one. He grabs it and shuts the door. A few minutes later he starts asking for my dad.…Â
well one time, I threw a rock-hard rubber duck at my brothers face. he went facedown, crying and screaming "I LOST MY TOOTH" (a permanent one) and I knew my mom would whoop my ass if his tooth was gone. He looked up, and it turned out he just had a tiny bloody lip. Pretty sure it…Â
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