23 Things That Never Actually Happen In Real Life

If only life were a movie.

1. Your loved one runs through the entire airport to reach you.

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TSA would be all over that shit. That is what texting is for, ya goofball.

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2. Your hair looks flawless without you doing anything to it.

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Haha yeah right.

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3. Someone you are not dating writes you a letter every single day for a year.

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Like seriously, this would be so creepy.

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4. You manage to eat spaghetti while looking sexy and without getting sauce all over your shirt.

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Pasta sauce ratio is always 50% on your pasta, 50% on your clothing.

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5. Something explodes and people are able to just walk away from the fire.

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6. You get a letter in the mail that says you’re a wizard.

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And not a day goes by you aren’t upset about it. Oh, is that just me?

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7. Fights are so organized that you can take time to show off first.

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Don’t mind me, I’ll be here preparing for my fight until you get bored enough that we can just call it a night.

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8. Your dog talks to you in your native language.

No matter how much you talk to them.

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9. You see someone in the mirror who wasn’t there before.

Scary movies have basically ruined mirrors FOREVER.

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10. You take off your glasses and immediately become the most popular and beautiful girl at school.

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Cause, like, no one has ever looked sexy in glasses, am I right?!

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11. Something awesome happens, so you get your own flash mob.

A girl can dream.

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12. You can randomly fluently speak a language you’ve never heard before.

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A modern-day superpower.

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13. Animals are allowed to do normal human things.

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Really? It’s OK to eat something that was cooked by a rat?

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14. You jump huge distances but are never injured.

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I’ll just jump into this train. Don’t worry about me.

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15. You grow up in a montage format.

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The sweetest way to grow up.

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16. No matter how many bullets are fired, you never get hit.

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In the wrong place and the wrong time but also always in the right place at the right time.

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17. DNA is decoded immediately.

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How great would it be if all crimes were solved in an hour?

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18. You are able to get dressed and undressed without getting stuck in the wrong pant leg and falling over.

Good luck with that.

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19. You’re able to eloquently say how you feel about someone without making an idiot of yourself or freaking anyone out.

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It doesn’t just come out in a series of emojis.

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20. Kissing in the rain is romantic and not at all cold and horrible.

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21. You scream, “Follow that cab!” and it works.

It’s like the writers have never been to a major city before. There is no way you’re going to be able to follow that cab. It’s time for a plan B.

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22. Your jam comes on and everyone at the party can do a coordinated dance routine to it.

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23. An angel and devil appear to help you make important decisions.


In real life that is called your mother.

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