1. This 2-pack of sexy Patriots thongs. - $30
2. These "Groupie" wedge Mets shoes. - $94.95
3. These fancy nail tattoos. - $1.95
4. These sexy sequined Jets Uggs. - $34.95
5. This awkward two-in-one Nets bikini top. - $49.95
"The Beach Boys may want everyone to go surfing, but a Nets fanatic like you makes sure to spend her time at Barclays Center!"