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    24 Pieces Of Sports Team Merch That Women Never Wanted

    How about we don't shrink it and pink it. I'll take a jersey that actually fits though!

    1. This 2-pack of sexy Patriots thongs. - $30

    2. These "Groupie" wedge Mets shoes. - $94.95

    3. These fancy nail tattoos. - $1.95

    4. These sexy sequined Jets Uggs. - $34.95

    5. This awkward two-in-one Nets bikini top. - $49.95

    "The Beach Boys may want everyone to go surfing, but a Nets fanatic like you makes sure to spend her time at Barclays Center!"

    6. This warm weather necklace being sold to NHL Anaheim Ducks fans. - $24.95

    7. These fuglicious Lakers booties. - $109.95

    8. Just the bottoms of a bathing suit because who needs a top?! - $34.95

    9. These "spirit finger" gloves that make literally no sense. - $19.95

    10. This crown and wand for your football princess. - $16.95

    11. This great women's 3D football rock. - $19.95

    12. A 3D baseball for women that aren't into football. - $19.95

    13. This fancy shmancy wine holder. - $35.95

    14. This mesh bedskirt for your girl bed. - $37.95

    15. This awkward hair extension for when you're too busy to do your hair. - $12.95

    16. Not into that? What about feathers CLIPPED INTO YOUR HAIR? - $9.95

    17. This fringe bikini you'll die without. - $44.95

    18. Nascar scrubs because why not? - $24.95

    19. This giant ass pom-pom hair tie. - $6.95

    20. This classy watch, so you don't miss the game. - $99.95

    21. This really classy Eagles purse... - $39.95

    22. ...that you can wear with these snazzy earrings. - $16.95

    23. This classic St Patrick's day tube top. - $22.95

    24. This shirt that asks people to kiss you because you're a fan AND a woman yay! - $27.95

    Yeah, no thanks.