1. Diane Keaton looked like she could have been in a Tim Burton movie.
2. And like Karl Lagerfeld.
4. Kerry Washington looked like a calla lily.
5. And some private parts.
Y'all be real Kerry Washington has vagina flaps attached to her dress @reddusfoximus *stolen* #goldenglobes
6. Jennifer Lawrence looked like Ariel.
Who wore it better: Jennifer Lawrence or Ariel? LOVE LOVE LOVE! #GoldenGlobes #Jlaw
7. And Sofia Vergara looked like Ursula.
8. Alex Ebert looked like this beautiful bird's nest.
9. Speaking of hair, Jared Leto looks like the semi-cooked squid that inseminated that woman.
That pony-bun though.
10. Paula Patton looked like whipped cream.
11. And like she was in a fight with Celine Dion.
You guys, Paula Patton is being attacked by Celine Dion's 1999 Oscars outfit. #GoldenGlobes
12. And then joined the cast of Wizard of Oz.
Paula Patton playing the role of the tornado in the school play #GoldenGIobes
13. Which is great, because so did Olivia Wilde.
14. And Gwyneth Paltrow looking like the most bored person in the history of humanity.
