1. Taylor Swift
2. This Bag of Goodies
3. Ellis Calcutt aka Mystery Blonde
4. This Airport Employee
5. Millie Brady
6. The Girl on the Left Measuring His Head for a Wax Sculpture
7. Shaniece Nesbitt
8. This Unicorn
9. Ke$ha
10. This Lady on the Phone
11. Kimberly Stewart
12. Kara Rose Marshall
13. Alexis Allen
14. This Doll of Himself
15. James Corden
16. Popcorn
17. Mystery Girl
18. The Girl Who Took a Selfie with Harry While He Wasn't Paying Attention
19. The Orange He Ate at the MTV VMAs
20. Paige Reifler
21. Cara Delevigne
22. Daisy Lowe
23. This Coconut Water
24. All These Girls
25. Sjana Earp
26. This Girl He's Never Met
First spotted together: Nov. 18, 2013
Length of relationship: Six seconds