This is Miles Teller.
You may know him from The Spectacular Now.
Or from That Awkward Moment.
Or from your dreams, which is where he'll be starring next.
1. He's the best because he is sassy as fuck.
3 hottest b*tches in the club
2. This social media presence is on point.
I wish there was an alternate R rated version of the Lego Movie
3. And his fashion sense is ***flawless.
Wearing my lobster socks to the Whiplash premiere tonight. They were my late Aunt Kelly's #Sundance2014
4. Boy knows how to get down.
5. But seriously.
6. Imagine this, in your everyday life.
7. He has his priorities straight.
Life's too short to not eat thick bacon
8. You guys would probably make a secret handshake that everyone would be envious of.
9. He looks great in a selfie. IMAGINE HOW CUTE YOUR SELFIES WOULD BE!
10. He isn't afraid to say what we were all thinking.
Despite popular belief there is nothing cool about a 10 second video of you at a club
11. He looks good naked.
12. And great in a suit.
13. He makes the perfect valentine.
14. He uses his Twitter to make his mom proud.
Do you hear that @mrsmerry RT"olivia_kenney: .@Miles_Teller has been extremely under rated"
15. And to admit publicly that she is right.
Thanks @jimmyfallon for having me on tonight. Had a great time chatting with you my mom @mrsmerry was right
16. Wait, maybe we should just have a crush on his mom?
@Miles_Teller @jimmyfallon Ohhhhh so cute! I always knew you boys would bond!
17. His relationship with Shailene Woodley is so cute it will make you cry.
AHHHHHHHHH.
18. He has always been the coolest.
19. His smile will fill your soul with light.
20. He basically is always having an incredible amount of fun and it's even more fun to watch.
