I get that someone's trying to be funny and clever here, but honestly this post is a complete waste of time.

Yeah, cuz every time Michael Cera walks out the door he gets mistaken for a gang banger. Somebody get this clown off the air. He's embarrassing even by Fox News standards.

They look like sexed up cherubs.

He was too beautiful for this world. Poor puppy.

Yeah… I'd do away with her if I were you. Her “inner goddess” sounds a little sketchy to me.

Finally! Something worse than Twilight…

If you'd seen Winter's Bone, which I saw in theaters a few years ago, you'd realize that Jennifer Lawrence is the perfect Katniss Everdeen. I don't think I'd be excited about the movie adaptation otherwise. Usually films pale in comparison to the books they're sourced from. But I think in this instance, with an Oscar quality actress like Jennifer, the movie might stand a chance.

OMG I'm so excited! Dreamatorium! Giant pillow fights! And did I imagine that or was Britta doing MJ?

If only they put as much ingenuity into actually writing the show as they did the opening sequence…

Whatever. I thought it was friggin' hilarious. And I've never seen that Housewives show…