ugly female & ugly male will “make one beautiful child”? lol.

Your old Aunt Mildreds aren't the only lesbians anymore. Just assume that hot ladies be banging each other, because they do. Often.

So flawed.

lol, this is actually somewhat accurate.

This does not apply to me, When I see two beautiful women I always think 'gay'… I then grin and go about my day in my lesbian filled world…

great, love the fact that ugly lady + ugly lady = gay. thanks for the ego boost, everyone.

I like those odds.

There needs to be a turtle column for a “crazy turtle lady” option.