Okay… but why DO you need a towel?
Okay… but why DO you need a towel?
In third grade the concept of the type of “showers” Hitler used to exterminate the Jews was a little too complex for me to grasp. I became convinced that MY shower could be rigged at any time to spew zyklon-b; for at least a year, I would only take baths and refused to be in the room anytime the bathtub or shower was running.
One day in high school, I got my period. Since I had to stay after school that day until ~6, I reeeeally wanted a change of underwear. I also needed some motrin because the cramps were awful. So, during my lunch period, I ventured out to the kmart across the street and picked up a new pair of undergarments. When I was checking out, I happened to note my crush checking out at the register behind me. Cue IMMEDIATE HEAD SWIVEL IN THE OTHER DIRECTION. When I finished paying, I heard him start to call a greeting, but, panties in hand, I WAS ALREADY FLEEING AROUND THE PERIMETER OF THE STORE. I vanished into the bathroom, changed, then sat there for the rest of lunch. Dreading leaving. When I saw him after school, he said nothing about the incident, so to this day, I have no idea what the hell he thought I was doing. I just hope it was anything but the truth.
Not REALLY a horror story, unlike all of yours. But it was a twenty minute taxi ride from the airport to my college, and the website predicted the fare would be around $55. Not IDEAL, but I had plenty o’ luggage at the time and figured it was worth the cash to not have to haul myself around train stations and across town and across campus.
Cost me $80, plus the driver was actually nice, so I felt like I had to tip him.
So now I don’t have food money for the month.
That constitutes a horror story, sort of, right?
Road to El Dorado is so vastly underrated <3
“I’ll last all night”
WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS LI—- oh. people have been trying to re-rank it. I see everything so clearly now.
I do not understand why everyone hates Jen sooooo much. It was an honest mistake- I can get if Jen had been as rude as the first girl, but it sounds like she was doing her utmost to pacify.
Managers can’t just dole out random freebies because a customer “feels like they deserve it,” too. The whole situation sounds ridiculous, but not because of Jen.
I feel like a some of this is stuff you learn from having a little sister.
(Especially #11 & #9)
Maybe not the best picture of Tennant… not as “easy on the eyes” as usual there!
JOKE’S ON YOU I WAS A STRAIGHT-A STUDENT
Though I was admittedly pretty damn good at French, as you guessed.
*SHOCKER* But not all teenage girls search HALF this stuff.
Also, we know better than to freaking punctuate a google search.
We certainly don’t all OVERPUNCTUATE for GOOGLE.
LOL I’m a Virgo not a Pisces
Not by far
Right? So much cuter!
Someone should introduce him to Permaid
Gotta love that ending gif XD
Also, I thought the library one was kinda cute (with the couple sleeping on the couch). I mean, not the best choice of location, but at least they weren’t on the verge of consummating their relationship in public (unlike some of the others!)
Honestly, their making a big deal out of this just means their kid is going to be desperate to figure out what the swear is.
They could just take the batteries out if it bothers them that much :P
Personally, I’ve never been the best texter, but I DO always reply within two days.
I’ve been texting my guy friend though, and he hasn’t replied in two WEEKS.
And that pisses me off to no end :P