30 Things We Learned About Kate Upton In 2012

She’s much more than just a swimsuit model. posted on December 18, 2012 at 12:08pm EST

Lauren Yapalater BuzzFeed Staff posted about 6 months ago

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30 Things We Learned About Kate Upton In 2012

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1. She can ride a horse.

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2. She can roll around on a raft.

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3. She loves goats.

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4. And starfish.

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5. The Italians love her.

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6. She looks good in a little blue hat.

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7. Sometimes she wears one-pieces.

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8. She’s not allergic to grass.

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9. She’s patriotic.

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10. Very patriotic!

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11. Extremely patriotic!

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12. She likes small shirts.

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13. And loves soda.

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14. She knows how to dance.

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17. She IS the Easter bunny.

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18. And knows how to be resourceful when there are no napkins around.

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19. She likes burgers.

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20. Seriously loves meat.

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21. She doesn’t like cold water.

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22. But she’s resilient.

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23. She’s strong.

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24. She’s a Yankees fan.

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25. She’s still a Yankees fan.

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26. She enjoys working out.

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27. She likes to dance, again.

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28. She likes to be adventurous.

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29. She gives back to the community.

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30. And she definitely made these guys’ day.

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laurag20 5 months ago

Ok, I have SERIOUS boob envy right now…
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I am not sure who this turns on more, me or my hubby… holy sh!t, this chick is H-O-T.
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littlemissrock 5 months ago

she has nice boobs….that is about it she is not cool enough or special enough for the runway therefore has no future in fashion in the long run.
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iggymoteef 5 months ago

I dont know who she is… i do like the starfish pic, sorry
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Bluetone 5 months ago

We learned she has the most-effective and hardest-working publicity crew in the history of the industry. At the same time, we’ve learned that, as attractive as she undeniably is, even the astounding amount of PR has not been enough to convince the world - or even the U.S. - to embrace her like a super model, a starlet, or even to the extent of our average reality TV star. Her latest shots are little different from her first, she’s largely still limited to bouncing bikini shots, and no facet of her personality or abilities has captured even scant attention. She’s wonderful to look at for a moment, but it would be a challenge to find anyone more devoid of personality or saleability. It’s actually amazing how little interest she inspires in anything, whether commercial, intellectual or ephemeral.
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mikeo12 5 months ago

Why am I seeing the word “imperfections” all over the comments? I just don’t understand….why?? What made you want to say that??
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christinab25 5 months ago

I think her lower half is MAJOR photo shopped in #19 where she is laying in the car with the burger. Legs do not match the top half. Never the less, pretty. Isn’t that all a woman can strive to be?
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krosario 5 months ago

Actually she’s a Detroit Tigers fan. Courtesy of Justin Verlander…
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officelurker 5 months ago

#4 WOW!!!WOW!!!WOW!!!WOW!!!WOW!!!WOW!!!WOW!!!WOW!!!
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alexaj 5 months ago

Terry Richardson’s obsession with her creeps me out. Actually, he creeps me out in general.
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Kyle Hayward 5 months ago

I don’t hate, she’s super hot. But wlin what universe is she “plus size”? I feel like the most she could weigh is 130, and i’m sure she is amazon tall.
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I meant cute not old.
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Bareobservation 5 months ago

My god she’s got great knockers, jealous!!
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kyrski 5 months ago

all i learned is people like her boobs…a lot
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Ali Wherewithall 5 months ago

Theres no way she could run a 10K with those jugs
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All I learned is that she likes showung off her tits.
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dustink6 6 months ago

What starfish?
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Voss Pearson 6 months ago

and cue female haters in 3, 2, 1….
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cmonster11 6 months ago

Gorgeous as she is, I wouldn’t call raking the street “giving back to the community”.
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- Anchellada 5 months ago
  
  every single thing up there is quite obviously a joke.
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LaouidaDunn 6 months ago

But she wants to pose in a swimming suit in Antarctica…derp…
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1. She can ride a horse.

2. She can roll around on a raft.

3. She loves goats.

4. And starfish.

5. The Italians love her.

6. She looks good in a little blue hat.

7. Sometimes she wears one-pieces.

8. She’s not allergic to grass.

9. She’s patriotic.

10. Very patriotic!

11. Extremely patriotic!

12. She likes small shirts.

13. And loves soda.

14. She knows how to dance.

17. She IS the Easter bunny.

18. And knows how to be resourceful when there are no napkins around.

19. She likes burgers.

20. Seriously loves meat.

21. She doesn’t like cold water.

22. But she’s resilient.

23. She’s strong.

24. She’s a Yankees fan.

25. She’s still a Yankees fan.

26. She enjoys working out.

27. She likes to dance, again.

28. She likes to be adventurous.

29. She gives back to the community.

30. And she definitely made these guys’ day.

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