Because this is BuzzFeed Sports, and we can't JUST share amazing GIFs of the Internet's girlfriend, Kate Upton, here's a breakdown of all the "sports" that Kate Upton performs in her new German Vogue video.
Dressage
Laughing At Potentially Dangerous Falls
Car Circlage
Water Catching
Water Lounging: Individual Medley
Rhythmic Dress Gymnastics
Team Barn Laying
Team Grass Rolling
Bikini Hair Cutting
The Seated Jewelry Relay
And Kate isn't alone, her friends can compete too: