18 Things Perpetually Single People Are Really Good At

    Us singletons are actually really, really, really talented.

    1. Opening bottles of wine

    2. Cooking the perfect single serving.

    3. Not changing your sheets often enough.

    4. Sleeping on all sides of the bed

    5. Managing the DVR.

    6. Hitting your minimum delivery amount almost exactly.

    7. Getting crumbs on yourself and not caring.

    8. And farting and not caring

    9. Saying, "one ticket please" without flinching.

    10. Taking pictures of gross couples who shouldn't go outside.

    11. Lying to your parents about your dating life.

    12. Tindering in your underwear.

    13. Taking short showers.

    14. Thusly, conserving water.

    15. Wearing sweatpants.

    16. Sleeping until whenever.

    17. Answering questions about being single.

    18. Owning cats