The Moment Has Come To Be Obsessed With Alexander Koch

So Maybe you watched Under The Dome, and other than wishing you had never seen a cow sliced in half, you were like, “Who is that sexy bad guy?” It’s Alexander Koch.

1. Meet Alexander:

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2. His last name is KOCH. It’s pronounced COKE. Like, oh, “I’d love an Alexander Koch-A-Cola.”

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3. It’s important to know who he is because he is very wonderful looking.

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4. It’s like someone put the DNA of Adam Brody and Andy Samberg in a dish and mixed them together.

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5. And then this specimen raised up out of it and was like I’VE ARRIVED.

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6. Have you seen his worry face?

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8. As is his smile.

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9. And also the upper region of his chest area:

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10. And his hair too.

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11. Like, look how freaking messy and CUTE that floppy hair is.

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12. He does this sexy thing where he puts his hand behind his head and stares into your soul:

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13. And this other thing where he turns to the side and is all, “Look at my perfect stubble.”

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14. Also his collarbones are very enjoyable:

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15. And so is the area right below his chin that is really highlighted from this angle:

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16. If you were wondering if he could pull off having one of his eyes covered with some of his hair, then the answer is YES.

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17. So even though on TV he plays some creepy scary dude that winks at you like a creepy scary dude…

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18. It’s hard to resist him. BECAUSE LOOK AT HIM NIBBLE AT THE AIR.

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19. The End.

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Photos, unless otherwise sourced, courtesy of Alexander Koch.

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