1. You hear yourself say, “PULL UP YOUR DAMN PANTS!” when you see this:
2. And often think, She should cover up her midriff! when you see this:
5. Basically all TV makes you cry.
6. You’ve discovered the full-length robe and LOVE IT.
7. These days one glass of wine is all it takes to get you tipsy.
AND BOY WILL IT LEAVE A HANGOVER.
8. You find yourself starting sentences with, “Wait, let me put my glasses on.”
9. You actually remind your roommates to pee before you guys leave the house.
10. Instead of speeding in your own car, you are yelling for other cars to slow the heck down!
13. Your new ideal night is a comfy spot on your couch while watching Shark Tank.
15. You find yourself agreeing with the parents in movies, and not the kids.
17. You have started putting on suntan lotion with 30 SPF or more. You don’t want to burn!
20. You’ve started urging people to wear a jacket when it’s chilly so that they don’t catch a cold.
22. You can’t eat that piece of chocolate cake. You just can’t!