1. You hear yourself say, “PULL UP YOUR DAMN PANTS!” when you see this:
2. And often think, She should cover up her midriff! when you see this:
5. Basically all TV makes you cry.
6. You’ve discovered the full-length robe and LOVE IT.
7. These days one glass of wine is all it takes to get you tipsy.
AND BOY WILL IT LEAVE A HANGOVER.