First: Read this upside-down headline:
Next, answer this one simple question: WHAT DOES THE HEADLINE SAY? You have three seconds to decide.
OK, here. Look again, and then we'll get to the bottom of this.
That's right, buddy, get your head out of the gutter. Because it just says, "riding the ’pines."
Thanks to Redditor tballw32 for bringing this to our attention.