The year was sometime in the early 2000s, and anyone who was anyone carried around a tiny dog.
Well, now the year is 2014 and Paris Hilton is bringing back the tiny dog in the best way, with Prince Hilton the Pom, who is no bigger than the cotton portion of a Q-tip.
Prince lives the best life of any animal or human in existence.
He literally never has to use his legs...
...or worry about getting his paws dirty.
He gets to fly to exotic places and see cool things.
And he gets to be a model for the camera. What a natural.
He seriously just gets to be fabulous all the time.
He never has to worry about not being comfortable, because he's toted around on pillows.
And wrapped all cozy in blankets.
He's always so freaking cozy.
His life is inspiring.
It's all inspiring.
He gets to be glamorous in New York City.
And go shopping and buy nice things.
The only time he needs to exert any energy is when he gets to hop around on nice plush carpets.
But for the most part, he gets to hang out inside jackets.
And look like a baller in a turtleneck.
PARIS HILTON: QUEEN OF TINY DOGS SINCE FOREVER AND FOR FOREVER.
