Yesterday a very sweet person on Twitter tweeted that if they were given the rare opportunity to hit anyone in the face with a hot dog, they'd choose Kylie Jenner as their victim.
The chosen one:
And because Kylie Jenner is actually an evil genius, she somehow found the tweet and responded like a true hero:
IN CONCLUSION: Kylie Jenner is down, and I want this screenshot framed (I'm in need of some new artwork for over my bed).