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    I Fell In Love With That Cute Intestine Who Has IBS

    Hear me out.

    Last night during the Super Bowl, something happened. Some might call it fate, or serendipity. Either way, I met someone. And that someone is that cute little intestine with IBS.

    I mean, it just appeared on the screen. And it was like, BAM.

    WHO IS THAT CUTE LITTLE INTESTINE WHO JUST STOLE MY HEART?

    Then I realized that it had IBS-D, and I was like, "Damn, poor little thing."

    And it was running to the bathroom, and holding its little butt, and it was kind of hard to watch, because there's my soulmate, holding its butt on national TV.

    And it has diarrhea, too, and that's shitty.

    BUT GODDAMN, IT'S ADORABLE.

    And check out those feet.

    And that swag.

    And I just love the way it's like, "Hey Jan?! How's it going?"

    Obviously it's a cute little intestinal tract.

    AND IT'S GOT LITTLE MITTENS FOR HANDS.

    And who even cares that it's literally supposed to be, like, the insides of a human being?

    Which is kind of weird, and when you think back to it holding its butt, it doesn't really make any sense.

    But whatever, it's still weirdly cute as fuck.

    Bye!