When people tell you they love flying, you're like...
And all you can ever think is, "What jerk decided to put a vehicle with no parachute, full of people, 30,000 feet above the ground?!"
And whenever anyone says this to you:
You are always looking for alternative modes of transportation...
And if your friends want to go somewhere, you suggest a...
Before you board a plane you ask yourself, "Is my pilot as good as Sully?"
As soon as you get on, you want to do this:
This is how it feels when you are about to take off...
This is how it feels WHILE you are taking off:
And this is how it feels every moment until you land:
This is what you look like in your seat:
If there's turbulence, you're like:
Or worse — a quick and sudden drop, it's like...
And then whoever you are flying with is like...
You'd prefer to be shot with a horse tranquilizer before the flight...
You feel like you're not safe until you land...
And when you FINALLY do, you vow to never leave the beautiful, wonderful, lovely ground again.
