2. And all you can ever think is, “What jerk decided to put a vehicle with no parachute, full of people, 30,000 feet above the ground?!”
3. And whenever anyone says this to you:
5. You are always looking for alternative modes of transportation…
7. Before you board a plane you ask yourself, “Is my pilot as good as Sully?”
Captain “Sully” is the pilot who landed the plane in the Hudson River.
10. This is how it feels WHILE you are taking off:
12. You’ve had this dream:
15. Or worse — a quick and sudden drop, it’s like…
17. You’d prefer to be shot with a horse tranquilizer before the flight…
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