First: The free food.
People give him food every where he goes. Like on "The Daily Show" he got ice cream!
And on GMA they gave him Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Next: look at his hair.
It's golden brown and fluffy like never before.
I mean, remember before it looked like this? YUCK!
Also, now he gets cool gigs like ringing the opening bell at the NYSE.
Ding Ding Ding! Stocks!
In addition, it looks like he got nice new jeans!
Before, he wore these faded blue ones:
Plus, he looks good.
Before he looked kind of disheveled:
Now he looks suave!
Yup, much better.
