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Book Taylor Swift To DJ Your Next Party

BUY NOW OR REGRET LATER!!! Important to note: Taylor Swift is not a D.J., nor is she available for parties.

1. YO YO YO, It’s D.J. T-SWIFTY on the 1s and 2s!

2. READY TO BOOK FOR ALL YOUR DJing NEEDS:

3. IS A GREAT DJ, Will ROCK your party!!!

4. D.J. SWIFTY SPECIALIZES IN SONGS!

5. D.J. SWIFTY WILL BRING HER FRIENDS TO YOUR PARTY, SUCH AS: the guy from Mumford and Sons with his wife Carey Mulligan!

6. ALSO FRANK OCEAN. WAIT, GET BACK TO DJing. More DJing!!!

7. GOOD. And Ellie Goulding TOO!

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