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    Roger Clemens Is Wearing Silly Bandz

    Roger Clemens is bad ass right? Lying in front of CONGRESS. You know...the government. Somehow...silly bandz (with a z! 'cause they so silly!) takes away from his...bad ass-ness...yet..maybe this was the point? Maybe its all part of the plan. Who knows, but for now...he sure looks..oh you know the word.