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Once Upon A Time... in CVS,
a Trust Fund Baby
went to "Club Rat".
She sees someone "Toad-ally Amazing".
She tells him "Show Me Some Skin"
He says "Pet my Peacock".
She said "Use Protection".
A Battle of The Sexes ensued.
She left thinking there are "Plenty of Fish in The Sea".
But ended up saying to herself "I'm So Jaded"
So she had a rough night and admitted "I Got So Plastered".
Her parents said darling you are "Check'n Into Rehab".
Today the trust fund baby is 2 Weeks Sober, and naming nail polish colors.
The End
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